Where the Sun Don't Shine

Salesman of the Century

Remote-Control Rebuild

The City Council CEO demonstrates his commitment by commuting from Hamilton, and now the infrastructure rebuild guy reveals that he'll run the show from Auckland. Because while they're big hairy jewels of nature whose sensitive remuneration packages are no concern of the common munter, they have families. And working wives. 

Rumble of the Tumbril

Too stupid to live.

Choking Hazard

Christchurch City Council's star action figures.

Going somewhere kids?

Paula Goes for the Goolies

Peter is shocked. Really and truly.

Old Dunga Avon

Why the 'rebuild' never gets any closer. Really, you couldn't make this stuff up.

Quake Czar Sutton Snapshots

Once the feted hero who restored power to the quake-ravaged Eastern suburbs, these days Roger Sutton treats every unscripted contact with the public as a potential PR disaster.