CERA Oh CERA

Don't mention Mainzeal. Nobody remembers that stuff, right?

Caring, Sharing & Bearing

Growth is Good

The Sort of Bloke You Could Have a Beer With

Key of the Day, 26/11/14

Oligarchus Combustus.

Endangered.

Office of the Prime Minister

Where's Wally?

The Treaty according to John Key.

Oh Dear

Hero to Zero

"I've Beaten Myself Up For a Period About It."

Wicker wonk warmup.

Flagging It Away

Hierarchy of Craziness

The Elevation of Paula

A thumping great election victory, followed by the sound of barrels being scraped.

The Exterminator's Little Helper

Just one little toenail clipping could grow back to threaten our shiny new thousand-year reich.

What They Did in the Shadows

Urban liberal poster person & professed Flying Nun devotee Katherine Rich tubs with grubs.

Key of the Day, 15/9/14

Whalepurge

Posts deleted on Whaleoil since August 18 2014

Jonah Hex

I Was Whaleoil - You Remember Whaleoil, Dontcha?

Crushed

A dignified exit, considering.

Inseparable

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.
See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly...

Fag End of the Thatcher Clones

Dumbest dream ever.

Magic & Mysticism

Of course he's spiritual. Would the Government of Israel lie to us?

Back to the Campaign

Office & Effigy

Weasels Ripped My Teflon Coated Flesh

Brand Key

#TEAMKEY2

Hat tip: http://nzagainstthecurrent.blogspot.co.nz/

Why My Next Printer Will Be An Epson

Fun in Te Tai Tokerau

I Was A Raving Xenophobe...

 

...until a wealthy Chinese made me an offer I couldn't refuse.

Birth of the One Party State

I Read This Crap So You Don't Have To

Talk to the Flower Lady

Next Term They'll Do The Kakapo

The economy is slowing, a sacrifice is due.

Sound Planning Should Include A Viable Exit Strategy

Horrid, Horrid, Horrid Mr. Cunliffe

Up Among the Chemtrails

Trust Me, I'm A Philosopher

Gatecrashing the Coat-Tail Club

Tah-Dah

I'd Swallow A Dead Rat If It Got Rid of John Key

But I wouldn't want my daughter to date one.

Tariana Turia, Dumpster Diver

His Bobness's former differently abled deputy now aiming to be the Member for Stewart Island, among other places. If that other malformed monument to voter apathy, former Councillor Keown, had been able to be passed off as Tangata Whenua we'd probably have heard about it by now.

Not So Secret Agent Key

Cow Farts Caused Chch Floods

This Succession Thing

Hell, if Piggy could do it...

Cabinet Clubbing

Oravida Exorcist

Suck On This, Suckers

While the National Party of New Zealand is not currently a brand of Philip Morris International, anything's possible with this lot.

One Urban Liberal, Slightly Used