Tariana Turia, Dumpster Diver

His Bobness's former differently abled deputy now aiming to be the Member for Stewart Island, among other places. If that other malformed monument to voter apathy, former Councillor Keown, had been able to be passed off as Tangata Whenua we'd probably have heard about it by now.

Saint Ngaire the Underappreciated

Bob's loyal deputy believes she's being martyred for the sins of the media.

BTW that really was the Press's front page story back on December 2 2010. I guess we'll never know just why Chch's Journal of Record subsequently fell out of love with the poor old Parkeress.